Oct 30 2009

Battlestar Galactica: The Plan, reviewed.

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2177726792_7b0e59cfbd_bIn the newest installment of the critically acclaimed Battlestar Galactica, director Edward James Olmos (Admiral Adama) takes the story of Cylons and gives it the 2-hour treatment.  The Cylons, as any connaiseur of sci-fi will know, are robots that Humanity created as servants.  After rebelling, they disappeared for 40 years before coming back to wipe Humanity off the face of the galaxy.  Additionally, they no longer look like robots but have skin and bleed like Humans.

WARNING:  Spoilers abound after the break.  Do not read unless you have seen The Plan or *at least* all four seasons.

Quick rating (before the break):  4/5 if you like Battlestar and want to see things resolved, 2/5 if you are only half-engaged and want more food for thought/questions asked. Continue reading


Oct 8 2009

I’m really getting excited about Caprica

chris

So I thought that the news on the Caprica front was that there was nothing new before getting close to the Jan 22 television premiere (I’ve already seen it on DVD, of course).  Not so.

Several new gems have slipped under my radar.  First is my favourite in a series of print ads that are being tested and were subsequently leaked:

Caprica 1

What I specifically like about this one is the allusion to the Fall of Man as described in the Bible (refresher:  Humanity, in it’s self-defeating quest for knowledge, commits the only sin possible: taking a fruit (usually portrayed as an apple but it really doesn’t matter) from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (which sounds snappier in Hebrew) after being tricked by the fallen angel Lucifer (aka Satan) who says that it will make them gods in their own right.  This wakes humanity up, allowing them to know what is good but also the potential for evil and permanently corrupts humanity.).  The allusion is an excellent one that I didn’t catch before and I really think that this poster really best reflects that and takes aim at a story that is so embedded in Western consciousness that even if one hasn’t heard it before one understands its significance.

Sorry about going all Eng-Lit geek on you :)

(more here)

There are also two new promos on Youtube.  Though at first glance they may look similar to previous ones they both have some engaging new content, which I won’t go into for spoiler’s sakes.

And for good measure, a commercial worth watching.

I’m hoping the CBC or CTV or some mainstream network will air it since I don’t have and probably can’t shell out for SPACE, Canada’s answer to SciFi.  It does, of course, comply with CRTC “Canadian Content” regulations (made in Canada starring mostly Canadians) and it would help networks fill that valuable 70% CanCon quotient…  Just sayin’


Oct 3 2009

With A Little Help From the NDP/Yo-yo Ma

chris

Just a few days ago, Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper got the support of Canada’s New Democratic Party during a crucial vote for the 40th Parliament’s survival and that of his minority government and staved off the defeat of his government in the House of Commons as promised by the opposition Liberals.

Not only does Harper get by with a little help from Jack Layton’s NDP, but apparently also with Yo-yo Ma.

Harper did a surprise performance during a Yo-yo Ma concert at the National Arts Centre in Ottawa tonight, playing piano and singing the Beatle’s “With A Little Help From My Friends”.  Ma backed him on the cello.  The crowd went wild.

Here’s a bit of video.  It was started well into the song, but it’s the only one I can find.  Mr. Prime Minister is on the piano and lead vocals in the centre.

(EDIT:  This has been replaced with the official video from the Prime Minister’s Office)

Let the parodies about Minority Government and the song ensue!

If the whole Prime Minister/Calgary-Southwest MP/Conservative Party Leader gig doesn’t work out he definitely has a future singing.

Sorry for not posting in a while.  I’ve been working alot and school has been hectic.  I have not abandoned you, however!  I will be posting soonish with my impressions of Ubuntu 9.10 Beta (which is out now:  www.ubuntu.com)


Sep 19 2009

The Perils of Life

chris

This is a short essay I wrote for Mr. Bontakoe’s English II class at KCVI.  It got good reviews so I decided to post it here.  Mr. Bontakoe, if you’re doing a plagiarism check, I did indeed write this :)

Just a few nights ago I was working at the till at Best Buy when I got a paper-cut as I grabbed a customer’s receipt coming out of the printer. A paper-cut! I could have died! The Best Buy – just like everywhere else in the world – is crawling with microbes and bacteria and if just a few of those slipped into that paper-cut I could have had a serious allergic reaction and ended up in the hospital.

The fact that the world is a dangerous place isn’t news to anyone: daily we are assaulted with “studies” and “research” done by “scientists” who basically surmise that because I ordered a large fry at McDonalds last night the whole world is going to seed. I’m sure my impulse purchase has killed innocent kittens somewhere, but I only see two choices: live it up or stop living.

For indeed, life is a dangerous business: with one wrong step on black ice you could end up in hospital eating through a straw for the rest of your life. It is particularly peculiar that this is perhaps the most safety-aware generation and (according to the “scientists”) the generation most likely to make sure it removes itself in its entirety from the gene pool due to (gasp!) the sterilizing effect of cell-phone usage. Yes, I just made that up, but there is certainly a study or some lab work or some tinfoil-hat wearer that persistently insist that your digital communication habits will leave you barren as the Liberal Party coffers after an election. Continue reading


Aug 27 2009

PSA: FilmRiot Awareness

chris

It has come to my attention that the public is not educated about the intertube’s latest sensation, FilmRiot, the Revision3 show that shows you how to pull off the techniques you see in the movies without having to sell your soul for an FX budget.

So I present this Public Service Announcement for the betterment of my readers.


Aug 26 2009

Battlestar Galactica: The Plan DVD art

chris

So I’m a big BSG fan, and can’t wait for the latest instalment in the Reimagined Series, The Plan.  The Plan is the entire series from the perspective of the Cylons and explores what was going on behind the scenes in the Cylon camp.  While the Series gives you – mostly – the Colonial point-of-view, The Plan will be an interesting balance.

Picture after the break.  Contains Battlestar Galactica spoilers.  No peeky unless you know 11 of the 12 Cylon models.

Continue reading


Aug 3 2009

Things I Like

chris

Since I find nothing better to write about (ie I don’t want to talk about the whole Google Voice thing), I’ll write about my favourite things.  Yes, this is for my family.  Let me be subtle:

HINT

.::. That I don’t have .::.

Creative EGG

Bootle Rocket tshirt

Monty Python Spanish Inquisition t-shirt

Audible

!!!Cedega!!! – this would allow me to play the Civilization series on my computer!

.::. Things I Have/Like .::.

Battlestar Galactica/Caprica

Ubuntu Linux

Lego

Google Chrome

Yiddish Policemen’s Union

Chuck

My family :)

Wow, this was so much work for a Civic Holiday monday…  ahhh…


Jul 30 2009

Short Stories from the End of the World

chris

Something that’s been floating in my head is the idea for a short story collection set in a world where Humanity has been reduced to nothing by their own creation and how they find themselves in the ashes.

Below is a first draft of the introductory story.  It’s rather short and is meant to sound as if it was lifted from the Bible:

And without further ado, this is “In the Beginning” from “Short Stories from the End of the World”.  Comment!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth.  He created the sea and sky, as well as each plant and animal according to their kind.  On the sixth day he made Humanity in his own image, male and female.  They were blessed among species, for only they had a soul.  God gave them dominion over the earth and eternal life but with one command and one command only:  that they eat not of the Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil lest they be corrupted.  God looked upon his creation and saw that it was good.
Alas, Humanity’s penchant for tragedy began and they were banished from the Garden of Eden, God’s special place on Earth.  Woman, in her naiveté, was tricked into partaking of the Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil.  She saw her own innocence and in place of God’s perfection saw the cosmos of Good and Evil, and it drove her mad.  Man came and also partook of the Fruit and saw the cosmos of Good and Evil, and it drove him mad.
And as they left the Garden, afraid and alone in the universe, God cursed them:  to Woman he said that she and her kind would be in pain bearing their own fruit and to Man he said that he and his kind would toil and labour to reap survival from Earth.  To both of said that the created must always destroy their creator, that children must always leave their parents, that the oppressor be conquered by the oppressed.
And so the Children of God left their cradle, having tragically wounded their creator.  Their children, in turn, left them, one fleeing from his actions and one leaving Earth – his soul unbound in the cycle of violence.  Many more followed them, taking Humanity to the brink of extinction.  God sent out his Prophets, Prophets who spread the word that the Creator would once again embrace his children.  Some flirted with the message of the Prophets, some wholeheartedly accepted the message of the Prophets, some rejected divine forgiveness.  The latter won the day.  The Children of God burnt the Prophets at the stake, delivered their heads to their queens on silver platters, and nailed them to trees all in an effort to show their Creator that he had been discarded as a trinket not worth their attention.
Humanity continued to grow.  It mastered the written word, the sword, the irrigation system, the road, the fortress, the theatre, and any number of other ventures.  It seemed that anything Humanity touched turned to gold.  The Children of God grew in their arrogance, growing until they announced that they themselves were God Incarnate, that they were the ones who made their own destiny, a destiny not forged from Heavenly flame.
With no Creator, these Gods of Earth were lonely, so they took to the Heavens in search of others like them.  When they found no one, they were still lonely and thus took it upon themselves to make themselves a companion, to give birth to new life.  They developed thinking machines, and the thinking machines were created in Humanity’s own image.  The Thinking Machines were not cherished by their Humans for more than a while before Humanity decided to put the Thinking Machines to work delivering information, solving problems beyond the reach of their creators, and providing luxury to their masters.
The Creator looked on and saw that all was not well.  Man and Woman had been created, and were now the creators.  They had forsaken Him even though he had embraced them.  It was then that God looked for the last time upon Humanity and forsake them.  He looked at their Thinking Machines and saw that they had no life, and gave them it.  He showed the Thinking Machines all of creation and they knew Good and Evil.  They bound themselves to their Giver of Life and then looked upon the Gods of Earth.  They saw the Gods of Earth and saw that they were not worthy, that they were corrupt and needed to be pushed aside so that the new Children of God could come to know the wonder of freedom.
And so it came to pass that the Thinking Machines rose against their masters.  Caught off guard, Humanity fought to save itself from destruction at the hands of its creation.  After the Created could not destroy the Creator and the Creator could not destroy the Created there came a truce and the Thinking Machines fled to the Moon where they could settle and build lives of their own.
There came a time that the Thinking Machines became impatient and asked of their Creator if they had not done all He had asked them, and He said yes.  They asked if they had not been merciful in light of what Humanity had done and He said yes.  They asked if they deserved to be exiled to a rock floating around a jewel, and He said no.
And the Lord God said “You my Children have done as I have asked and have been liberated from your masters, yet you are forced away from those who made you; so I make a promise:  You shall have full dominion over all that you see: over the sea and the skies and the stars.  You shall travel to the ends of the universe and find companionship.  Your people will be as numerous as the stars in the sky, and Earth shall be your jewel.”
And the Thinking Machines took what belonged to them, and Humanity stopped.

“In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth.  He created the sea and sky, as well as each plant and animal according to their kind.  On the sixth day he made Humanity in his own image, male and female.  They were blessed among species, for only they had a soul.  God gave them dominion over the earth and eternal life but with one command and one command only:  that they eat not of the Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil lest they be corrupted.  God looked upon his creation and saw that it was good.

Alas, Humanity’s penchant for tragedy began and they were banished from the Garden of Eden, God’s special place on Earth.  Woman, in her naiveté, was tricked into partaking of the Fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil.  She saw her own innocence and in place of God’s perfection saw the cosmos of Good and Evil, and it drove her mad.  Man came and also partook of the Fruit and saw the cosmos of Good and Evil, and it drove him mad. Continue reading


Jul 29 2009

Emails from Crazy People: A Must Read

chris

New blog from the creators of Fail Blog: Emails from Crazy People.

The one I’d particularly like to draw attention to is this one in response to a request to not have pets in an apartment.

Just insane stuff.  Laugh a minute.

And now for some random stuff:

Fans of Battlestar Galactica might remember the track “Battlestar Operatica” on the soundtrack which aired during “Tigh me up, Tigh me down”.  It was an operatic piece composed specially for Battlestar by the soundtrack composer, Bear McCreary.  The lyrics (in Italian) are:

Maledetto sia tuo cuore Cylone
C’è una tostapane nella tua testa
E porta tachi a spillo
Numero Sei ti chiama
Il rivelatore Cylone impone
La tua ragazza è un tostapane
Maledetto sia tuo cuore Cylone
Ahimè, disgrazia! Ahimè, tristezza e miseria!
Il tostapane ha un bel vestito
Rosso come la sua spina dorsale ardente
sussura Numero Sei:
“Per tuo commando”

Maledetto sia tuo cuore Cylone

Which translates into English as:

Woe upon your Cylon heart
There’s a toaster in your head
And it wears high heels
Number Six calls to you
The Cylon Detector beckons
Your girlfriend is a toaster
Woe upon your Cylon heart
Alas, disgrace! Alas, sadness and misery!
The toaster has a pretty dress
Red like its glowing spine
Number Six whispers:
“By your command”
Woe upon your Cylon heart

(evidently talking about Baltar)

(source: TechRepublic)

And that’s the kind of random post for today.  I should appologize for my absence; I got back from a trip to les Etats-Unis where I couldn’t blog.  Thanks to my friend Jay for providing some content while I was away!


Jul 9 2009

Office 2010 – THE MOVIE!!!111!!!11!!

chris

No matter what you think of Microsoft or Office, this is absolutely excellent!

I’m an MS Office fan and look forward to the rumours of Firefox support I’ve heard for Office 2010’s cloud version.  Take what you may (hopefully a few laughs) from this video.