Just when you think that Microsoft shoveling money into a hole was the lowest that Microsoft’s marketing department could go, think again.
Here’s their new “Get the Facts” campaign, where the “Facts” only resemble “Facts” in Stalinist Russia.
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/get-the-facts/browser-comparison.aspx
Okey dokey then. Seriously?
Let’s do a step-by-step rebuttle, shall we?
Security: Bunk. Let’s “Get the Facts” from ArsTechnica. Chrome is the last one standing, undefeated because of its sandboxing feature. Safari4 fell first, then IE8, then Firefox3.whatever. The number for IE exploits is significantly higher and they go much longer without being fixed.
Privacy: Microsoft forgot to mention that Google Chrome and Firefox both have very good privacy features. Infact, Chrome was first.
Ease-of-use: This is purely subjective, but I’ll say that Chrome has that one down pat because of its simplicity and integration with search (which can be changed, not just Google).
Web Standards: This is the thing that comedy is made of. Honestly… Chrome and Firefox 3.5 still both beat IE. There’s a reason that web developers don’t use IE. Because we spend as much time making things work in IE that work in good browsers as we do creating the codebase.
Developer Tools: I’d say Open Sourcitude is a very big developer tool. So are these things called extensions, which are huge in Firefox and coming for Chrome. Of course it wins? Because IE has worked sooooo well in the past. And it only works, of course, on Microsoft operating systems.
Reliability: Sure, IE *might* have both, but it also needs to use it more. Chrome was the one that came up with multithreaded browsing, and Firefox 3.5 has both. Even if IE has both, Chrome and Firefox still need them less.
Customizability: It’s a tie? IE doesn’t have themes. Or Extensions. And those “features” that you have to install extensions for in Firefox: that’s the point. Because it makes Firefox faster. Add to that the fact that Firefox 3.5 beats IE8 feature-to-feature, and this is completely ridiculous. And if all those features are “built in”, it’s not customizable. Gotcha.
Compatibility: There’s two ways to look at this – one is that it’s only compatible because Microsoft threw standards to the wind and *they’re* the ones that force developers to engage in coding voodoo. The other is that it’s junk because modern sites are all developed for Firefox as well, and I’ve never seen problems with Chrome. The only one that really has compatibility issues is Opera, which is because it’s so strict.
Manageability: There are tools to manage Firefox at an enterprise scale, they just aren’t built in. Because most people don’t need them. That makes the browser slow. And I’d doubt how well they work…
Performance: This is junk. Now, I can’t seem to find the benchmarks, but in benchmarks comparing Firefox 3.5 Beta, Google Chrome 2, Safari 4, Opera9.6 and IE8, IE8 was the loser. It’s not a tie. IE is significantly slower than the others.
They got away with this by running the “stable” versions of Chrome and Firefox. That’s because IE is much much newer than these. However, the latest testing releases of Chrome and Firefox, both very stable, blow IE away.
Microsoft: How many people are you trying to offend by lying to your customers? This is desperate and not befitting of a company that does make some good software (Office2007 fan here). But you are playing dirty. And still losing. IE is the only browser that is actually, actively *hated*. Think about that and how you’re contributing to that. And stop trying to explain the existence of IE by lying about it: build a better browser.
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